My name is Trixie and I like food and unprotected WiFi.
  • clcok:

    I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • outrunmyself:

    ultrafacts:

    panichristie:

    erisdogwood:

    ultrafacts:

    chocolatesprinklesroyale:

    ultrafacts:

    Source More Facts

    Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

    I read that in a sarcastic voice

    image

    stop

    why is this so funny?

    (via ultrafacts)

  • huffleist-of-puffs:

    cumber-bitches:

    Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

    I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

    (via danfreakindavis)

  • evolutional:

    if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • lo-renishii:

    raptorific:

    Okay well obviously one of us is going to have to go home and change

    (via fro--dont)

    September 30 – 167433 Notes
    #omg I love this like hell
  • charlesoberonn:

    01101111-01101111-01100100:

    sanjista:

    bbanditt:

    chongthenomad:

    so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

    WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

    it is the chosen one

    it must be the main character in the anime

    It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

    (via fro--dont)

  • axispowersshella:

    auplaz:

    Alright guys, this shit got me heated. 

    So today as I was getting ready for school, I get a call from my youngest sister’s elementary school clinic. My sister gets on the phone and tells me she is sitting out of class because her skirt is too short. “You need to bring me one that goes down to my knees, they said,” is what she told me.

    Quick recap: My sister is eleven years old, in fifth grade, and has some mental and physical disabilities. She’s the tallest girl in her class. Also, the dress code states her skirt must be down to her fingertips, not her knees.

    When I get there, I insisted I see her instead of just dropping her stuff off. I was not suprised to find her with a skirt obviously within the rules of the dress code. I asked her what class she was missing and she told me math. She’d been sitting out for atleast twenty or thirty minutes while she waited for me to come.

    She only learns things at about a third of the pace as everyone else in her class. Even missing this short amount of time means missing a lot of information for her. Just to recap: she has to sit out of class because of the length of her skirt. She can’t even just sit in her classroom while she waits for me, because apparently that’s too distracting. To whom, you ask? I can’t really tell you. Are ten year old boys, fifth grade boys already old enough to be sexualizing her to the point that they were going so insane with horniness that they had to whisk her away until she could put on something ‘decent’. 

    So not only are the sexualizing a fifth grader, they are giving her different rules for the dress code based on her height and making her miss valuable class time. This bullshit needs to stop. Eleven goddamn years old and she’s already being taught her body isn’t her own anymore, that she’s being too provocative if she wears a skirt to the same standard as all the other short, skinny girls in her class just because she looks older.

    As a P.S., I would like to point out that she is already bullied because of her disabilities. Pulling her out of class and making her change is even more of an embarrassment, and only leads to more teasing. 

    please signal boost this.

    (via fro--dont)

  • ellendegeneres:

    Just your average consultation. 

    (via fro--dont)

  • thesassiestsamwinchester:

    thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

    schmergo:

    A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

    orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

    twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

    (via booksandwildthings)

  • Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

    likeaclassicbitch:

    scuddereats:

    pierce-the-tony:

    wish-iwerent-here:

    rawrawrawrimmahobo:

    watchtheskytonight:

    wicked-literature:

    REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

    image

    my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

    I did it in the first try.

    OH YEAH

    OH MY GOD.

    MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

    JESUS.

    But the lack of notes truly worries me

    Bam.

    J

    My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

    Ah. Good.

    Awesome.

    (via jinxamataz)

  • ultra-overdosin:

    livelawless:

    lnvocation:

    My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

    Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

    Smooth as fuck

    (via eventualprocrastination)

  • lilysinthefall:

    A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    get out

    (Source: asapscience, via eventualprocrastination)

  • ellendegeneres:

    Noah has a close encounter with a Triceratops

    (via booksandwildthings)

  • read-eat-blog:

    Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.

    (via fro--dont)