My name is Trixie and I like food and unprotected WiFi.
  • shialabae:

    brownglucose:

    imsoshive:

    She on beat like a muhhfucka

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    shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

    FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

    (via fro--dont)

  • spoopybarakarts:

    when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

    (via booksandwildthings)

  • zzazu:

    this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

    (Source: vhsdreamz, via fro--dont)

  • seananmcguire:

    vixyish:

    "Someday I’ll get BIG and then I’ll rip your face off! It’s nothing personal!"

    Koalas in an evil, methol-scented nutshell.

    (Source: avaxnews.net, via fro--dont)

  • baptisms:

    the fact that people HONESTLY think that women’s colleges opening their doors to trans women would lead to cis men pretending to be trans women in order to get into a women’s college and do god knows what is fucking mind boggling 

    you’ve been watching too many straight to dvd college comedies 

    (via watery-milo)

  • eclecticpjf:

    unexplained-events:

    Someone helped their friend move into a new apartment and found 37 clown dolls under their porch. 

    Time to burn the place down and move again.

    (via satanssecretblog)

  • fetalpile:

    rasec-wizzlbang:

    did-you-kno:

    If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

    It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    "Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

    Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

    (via satanssecretblog)

  • overlypolitebisexual:

    have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

    (via satanssecretblog)

  • everyworldneedslove:

    aro-ace-wonderwoman:

    I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

    YES THIS IS TRUE. AND THAT THE TWO ORIENTATIONS DO NOT HAVE TO MATCH.

    (Source: aro-ace-skeleton-warrior, via booksandwildthings)

  • spoopy-giraffe:

    spooky-fiona-glenanne:

    y10k:

    I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

    I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

    That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

    (via booksandwildthings)

  • unclefather:

    waluiqi:

    do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

    no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

    (Source: waluiqi, via hotwinger)

  • mrmeriwether:

    yeahbanero-bells:

    wolvensnothere:

    Whoa.

    I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

    CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    (Source: thetangential, via fro--dont)

  • castiel-knight-of-hell:

    majestiel:

    #Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse

    fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this

    (via frecklesrex)