My name is Trixie and I like food and unprotected WiFi.
  • eventualprocrastination:

    psyducked:

    stunningpicture:

    Failed panoramic.

    oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

    Deleted scene from Inception?

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  • imsirius:

    Chat-Up Lines with Daniel Radcliffe
    (Thank you so much pagefortyseven for helping me dl!!!)

    (via booksandwildthings)

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  • If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

    churchsext:

    vvhaleshark:

    i need to know for school

    i just swallowed a fruit fly

    (via fro--dont)

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  • romantichic:

    howaboutdisney:

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE VERY TALENTED WHOEVER MADE THIS 

    Omg

    (Source: crazychipmunk, via yankeedooodle)

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  • punkwarren:

    striderdaves:

    i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

    i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

    (via hotwinger)

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  • herriestiles:

    shelterfromcold:

    two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

    this literally took me forever to get

    (via eventualprocrastination)

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  • samandriel:

    covetxvx:

    a metaphor of my life

    best moment on television. ever.

    (Source: falloutdouche, via 2000ish)

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  • fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

    spockhetti:

    HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

    AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

    HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

    That last sentence.

    (via lucifers-ass-cheek)

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  • meth-problem:

    oceanicsteam:

    veggieburqers:

    beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

    I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

    Oh my GOD

    (Source: naadaa11, via satanssecretblog)

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  • nagisahazukiswimclub:

    straight boys a summary 

    (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via satanssecretblog)

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  • niick4:

    how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

    (Source: niick4, via fake-mermaid)

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  • persnicketyqueerprincess:

    Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

    (via booksandwildthings)

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  • serenadestrong:

    theroguefeminist:

    insect-ligaments:

    thestoutorialist:

    maliceandvice:

    calantheandthenightingale:

    mydollyaviana:

    Disney vs. 7 early fairytales 

    The 1812 version of Snow White is even worse when you consider that the girl was only seven years old in the tale (plus her unconscious body ended up being carted around by the prince until one of his servants accidentally woke her up).  Also, in The Little Mermaid, the mermaid’s unable to speak because she had her tongue cut out >__<

    But I’d love to see faithful adaptations of the original tales.  Especially Bluebeard.  We need a Bluebeard adaptation.

    Actually, the original-original pre-Grimm Brothers’ stories that were passed around Europe via oral tradition are nowhere near as violent as the Grimm’s made them. Cinderella’s stepsisters were never ugly and kept their eyes, Snow White’s mother was not even a villain (instead a group of bandits were), and instead of spending the whole story napping Sleeping Beauty outwitted a dangerous bandit leader, wouldn’t let him sleep with her, and saved herself. 

    The original oral stories were radically changed by the Brothers Grimm to fit their personal and political beliefs. Most notably, they often added in female characters solely for the purpose of making them evil villains and took away most of the heroines’ agency and intelligence. Both brothers belonged to a small fanatical sect of Catholicism that vilified women because of the idea of Original Sin and Wilhelm in particular had a particularly deep hatred of women. The Grimms were actually pretty horrible people. Those cannibalistic queens and ugly stepsisters and the mass amount of violence against women didn’t exist until the Grimms wanted them to. Their ideas stuck so soundly though that we now assume they were in the original tales and that these terrible characters and ideas come out of some perceived barbaric Old World culture. But in truth they’re really the Grimms’ weird obsession with hating women showing through. The original oral folklore focused on the heroes’ and heroines’ good deeds and used them as ways to teach cultural norms and a society’s rules and encouraged girls to be quick-witted and street-savvy instead of passive princesses, and the Grimms promptly stripped that all away. 

    "Grimms Bad Girls and Bold Boys" by Ruth Bottingheimer is an excellent book on this

    We had to read The Book of Lost Things for school and it’s Grimm level crazy 

    Not only that, you’re skipping out a really important thing: the brother’s grimm got those tales from WOMEN, women were the ones who would tell these tales orally and the brother’s grimm took them, altered them to be sexist and never gave the women credit. You can read Clever Maids the Secret History The Grimm Fairytales for more info

    reblogging for the excellent commentary

    (via booksandwildthings)

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